The Aspiring mage
There once was an elf on a mission
To be the world's greatest magician.
But his fate; dark and dire
As he played with fire.
Now his urn says: Succesful ignition.
The Unfortunate Debt
An elf in great need sought salvation,
From definite fiscal damnation.
"Arm and leg you may claim,
But three legs? For shame!"
Said the goblin: "I'm sorry, inflation."